The boss will always find flaws

The boss will always find flaws 

 

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If you drop 1 outside, how many are left?

Employee : That's easy,49.

 

Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

 

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

 

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

 

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because all crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

 

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er .I guess she drowned?

 

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now.

 

MORAL - No matter how hard you try, your boss will always be able to find flaws in you.